No sympathy

Attorney says Foley was molested as teen - Yahoo! News

I would like to go on record, even though there is no record (and even if there was one my going on it wouldn't mean squat), as saying that this man deserves no sympathy. None. I will also go on this selfsame specious record and say that he should rot in prison under the same harsh laws that condemn drunken, molestation victims turned pedophiles that he helped author.

I mean, had he been thinking clearly, he could have realized that all of the above conditions are sicknesses which must be treated. I'm sure that, now that he's been caught, that will be his argument.

Tough, Mark. You wrote the law, now you'll have to lie in your prison bed because of it. The fact that you'll probably be lying face down being brutally sodomized by your cellmate only makes the irony that much sweeter.

Oh, wait! Favorite part?

The lawyer said Foley, who is now in treatment for alcohol abuse, never had any inappropriate sexual contact with a minor. "Any suggestion that Mark Foley is a pedophile is false," he said.

Well, if that's the case, then all those sickos rounded up by the cops courtesy of Dateline NBC better be freed, don't you think?

That is all.