Leave it to the Onion…

…to find the humor in an every-Friday occurrence at local bars across the country!

Bar Skanks Announce Plans To Kiss | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Not everyone was as enthusiastic about the pair's announcement. A 28-year-old female bar patron rolled her eyes at the girls' predictable antics, and was immediately dismissed by Fletcher and Keneally as "jealous." The bartender reported that she'd seen similar scenes play out on countless other evenings.

"You mean the one that flashed her tits last week is gonna make out with the girl who was telling everyone she wasn't wearing any underwear?" Dorman asked while setting out newly washed glasses. "Whatever."

Makes me want to head out next Friday, just to take notes.