The chimps chewed off St. James Davis' nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs Thursday before the son-in-law of the sanctuary's owner shot the animals to death, authorities said.It's not funny.
I keep repeating that to myself. This is a horrible, terrible thing to happen to someone with a cool name like St. James (that's pronounced sin-jin; did you know that?). This man was mutilated by creatures he thought were safe, harmless and, most importantly, primarily herbivorous. He will never be the same.
It's not funny.
No, never the same.... He will instead be a noseless, nutless freak of nature (it's not funny) who underestimated a wild animal he knew was capable of violence. Yes, a neutered testament to humanity's ongoing incomprehension of the universe's indifference to our own suffering, especially when such suffering is ironic as hell.
It's not funny...
Aw, to hell with it. Monkeys are always fucking funny!
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