Tuesday, November 21, 2006

And then Brad Pitt says "Do you know you're insane?"

I will give $500 to anyone who names the movie quoted in that title.*

So, I was sitting around in the apartment tonight, and I had this sudden moment where I imagined someone asking me what I was doing at precisely that moment. I answered:
I'm sitting around in the dark, watching a copy of The Wall I downloaded off Limewire.
Jesus Christ! What am I? Fifteen years old?

I mean...shit! I'm not even on drugs!

* It's Se7en. And I'm totally lying about the $500 prize.

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