It's pissing rain & the rent is due…

• Do y'all want one? I know I do. However, 3,200 euros translates to $2,871 and I don't own anything worth that much.

• First their parents beat 'em up, then Georgia state employees take a couple whacks: I wonder, WTF do these poor House of Prayer kids think of the world?

• Man, & I thought I was all about the garish colors! Look around, though—there's lots of very good info here.

• Beware the robots!

• Thank you, Modern Humorist, for keeping this tired joke alive for just one more @#$%in' day.

• Mike Doughty, of the now defunct Soul Coughing, is going out on tour. Why? I dunno. Why don't you ask him?