Not being Catholic....

...I really don't give half a fuck. However, I did have a clever thought when I read this bit:

"I entrust myself to your prayers," he said as the crowd chanted "Papa! Papa! Papa!" and waved umbrellas and flags. Some climbed lamp posts and fountains for a better view.

Umbrellas?

Y'all're gonna need more than umbrellas to save you from the shit-storm that's about to follow, my friends.

Y'all're gonna need something with a roof and four walls. Hell, y'all're gonna need a whole 'nother church.

Yep.