"Come on—anyone who paid attention to my career must have suspected it.… When did I ever look like I was enjoying myself? When did you last see me smile on the sidelines or in the locker room? You must have at least wondered why I was always so angry with everyone around me.Although, honestly, this explains a lot more.
"I'll tell you why—I was goddamn miserable," Parcells added. "Football sucks."
And, just for the record, I'm neither a big sports fan nor a big football fan. But I hate the fucking Dallas Cowboys.
Seriously, if Al-Qaeda fielded a football team (possibly called "The Saracens"—would that be more or less politically incorrect than "The Braves" or "The Indians"?) and that team played the Dallas Cowboys, I would totally root for Al-Qaeda. Because I hate the Dallas Cowboys just that fucking much.
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