Now, one of the things I've always loved about the holidays is the food. Of course, being a bachelor (and essentially lazy, to boot) I don't really cook for myself very often. Oh, sure, I'll do my "Trailer Trash Soul Food" (Shake 'n' Bake chicken legs, canned Glory greens and boxed macaroni & cheese) or "Aide D'Hamburger du Jour", but stuff that requires slicing and marinating and chopping and tasting and, in general, anything more complex than "stirring occasionally"? Nope. No time. No inclination. Not enough mouths to feed. Too much effort.
Well, not this Christmas! I am feasting, feasting, feasting this year, spending every moment eating, drinking and being merry. And yup, that includes breakfast, which is rarely more complicated than a granola bar and coffee. I am also watching lots of movies and relaxing.
So, in keeping with the feast spirit of my upcoming holiday, here's what I have on the menu:
CHRISTMAS EVE:With the exception of the hard cider (or Guinness), the cheeseburgers and the tater tots, I went out and bought all the food today. I'll do the rest of my shopping tomorrow night. So, essentially I'm all set.Christmas Eve has, traditionally, never been a very big deal. Usually we watched old-school Christmas specials and ate fast food or whatever. So, in keeping with that tradition:CHRISTMAS DAY:
- Entrée: Microwavable White Castle Cheeseburgers;
- Potato Dish: Tater Tots;
- Vegetable Dish: Er...well, maybe I'll put some onions & pickles on the cheeseburgers;
- Beverage: Pabst Blue Ribbon beer;
- Entertainment: The Nightmare Before Christmas; "Futurama", Volume Two, Disc Four; whatever old-school Christmas specials are on the tube.
BreakfastLunch
- Entrée: Maple Walnut Danish;
- Vegetable Dish: Grapefruit;
- Beverage: Foglifter coffee, brewed strong—about a pot or so;
- Entertainment: Various Christmas music; phone calls to family; maybe whatever Christmas parades are on the tube.
Lunch will be something of a rolling affair, snacky in nature and meant to be consumed at my leisure.Dinner
- Entrée: Beef summer sausage & sharp cheddar cheese, served on Triscuits;
- Vegetable Dish: Crudités of broccoli, baby carrots and cauliflower served with blue cheese dip;
- Beverage: Either hard cider or Guinness: I'm still weighing my options/finances;
- Entertainment: Purple Rain; What the #$*! Do We (K)now!?; Slacker; Rushmore.
- Entrée: London Broil;
- Potato Dish: Garlic mashed potatoes;
- Vegetable Dish: Broccoli with white cheddar sauce;
- Beverage: Yellow Tail Shiraz, 2005
- Dessert: New York style cheesecake (!);
- Entertainment: Phone calls to friends; any of the above-listed movies I haven't gotten around to; possibly the football game.
Sounds like a good day, eh? I'm looking forward to it. My Christmas is going to be the model of peace and, if not harmony, at least melody. And I can't ask for anything more than that.
I just need to get through these last couple shopping days. Wish me luck!
2 comments:
hope you made it!
Fooooood. Dude, It's Shake And Bake, and we helped!
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